Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Trial 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 May 2021

  I weep knowing Roger Ebert did not have the opportunity to experience this masterpiece.

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  If Beale Street Could Talk 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2019 2

  if beale street could talk, it would tell Green Book to goto hell

Recent reviews

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  The 10th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2023

  Uncle Baboon Who Can Recall His Past Lives

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  Pictures of the Old World 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2023

  five bags of popcorn and a pair of dentures

Popular reviews

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  Green Book 2018

  Rewatched 24 Feb 2019 12

  i have this deep-seated aversion to mayonnaise and a few months back i pledged to my friends i would eat an entire jar of mayo in the unlikely scenario that green book wins best picture as i was so confident that it wouldn’t. this has been a giant miscalculation

  
  edit: here it is :/

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Feb 2017

  *Jesse Eisenberg begins to speak inordinately fast* 

  me: wow this movie is great