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  • Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
  • Your Name.
  • Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

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  • Saw 3D

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  • Saw VI

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  • Dancer in the Dark

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  • Rope

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

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    Happy Godzilla Day! πŸ™ŒπŸΌβ€οΈ

    Alright, story time.

    Growing up I had quite the admiration for dinosaurs and any big nasty creatures I could find. I remember the very first day I ever encountered Godzilla. However the only fault I have is remembering whether the current popularity of the 1998 Godzilla played a part in what follows or not. But I must have been around 4 to 7 years old (slightly foggy) when my Uncle and my Grandfather came over to…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

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    Man Is The Warmest Place To Hide.

    Well.. What Do We Do?
    Why Don't We Just... Wait Here For A While..... See What Happens...
    *Hands the bottle over, swigging something we'll never know the contents of*

    Fuucckk! ❀️

    The Thing (1982)
    Director: John Carpenter
    Based On: "Who Goes There?" By John W. Campbell Jr.
    Music: Ennio Morricone & John Carpenter
    Starring: Kurt Russell, Keith David, Wilford Brimley, Richard Masur, David Clennon, Donald Moffat, T. K. Carter, Thomas G. Waites, Richard Dysat,…

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  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

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    If the kitchen sink had a family of other kitchen sinks then the filmmakers just lobbed all the poor fucks through the wall of bollocks.

    Haannddss down, the worst SAW movie. The cheesy 3D aspect can fall under charming with some movies but here it's weak and unnecessary. Almost as if it's an attempt to sell more tickets. But that ain't even the worst part.

    Publicly showcasing a trap involving some stupid love triangle? Firstly this fits the plot why?…

  • Saw VI

    Saw VI

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    You Think It's The Living Who Have Ultimate Judgement Over You, Because The Dead Will Have No Claim Over Your Soul. But You May Be Mistaken.

    Ooofff! πŸ”₯

    In my SAW V review the other night I mentioned I wondered why Hoffman got off so easily with Jigsaw, completely forgetting about the plan revealed all along in SAW VI πŸ˜‚ I remember it all now, I was tired ok! πŸ˜‚

    SAW VI in my opinion shows the last decent effort,…

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  • Rope

    Rope

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    Only Alfred Hitchcock can direct a movie that generates this unbelievable amount of suspense and tension building about a fucking dead guy in a chest at his murderer's dinner party! Some of the most outstanding performances from a phenomenal cast I've ever seen, the unique one location setting, the beautiful long takes, the blink and you'll miss it attention to detail, the nail biting lines of dialogue where you can't help but giggle discreetly for what it's in reference to,…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    I will finally be able to soarr... Like a pigeon. - Paolo Gucci. 🐦

    The strongest, inspirational and most powerful words. 🀭 Tickled me.

    Is it just me, or are films getting a hell of a lot longer? I will argue with a good structure and decent pacing long films can fly by, I've seen films under 90 minutes that have horrificly dragged. House Of Gucci unfortunately was a bit of a chore to get through, the first and second…