I'm sorry nearly all of my reviews are positive ones I just love movies so much.

Favorite films

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines
  • The Avengers
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Jurassic World

Recent activity

  • The Faculty


  • Drag Me to Hell


  • Kung Fu Hustle


  • Shoot 'Em Up


Recent reviews

  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You'd be surprised what you'll be willing to do...

    More of the goofy side of Evil Dead Raimi than the horror side, but a fun time nonetheless. It's also more stop and start than a full blown horror assault but it works for the story. Spending a lot of personal time with the protagonist makes you really feel for what she's going through, which makes the brutal ending even more traumatising. Don't get me wrong, the ending is an all-timer,…

  • Kung Fu Hustle

    Kung Fu Hustle


    "All I want is to kill you, or be killed by you."

    Despite wearing its influences on its sleeve, Kung Fu Hustle is an utterly unique, supremely creative and endlessly fun martial arts comedy. A tad unfocused, but the absurdity at play more than makes up for it. The knife scene alone is such a masterful display of comedic timing, and the action is incredible.

Popular reviews

  • The Swan Princess

    The Swan Princess


    I dunno about this one guys I was pretty drunk when my roommate decided to watch it so I have no idea what the fuck was going on in this movie.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns


    This may just be the perfect Batman movie, while somehow also managing to be a great Christmas movie and a wonderfully comic gothic noir film. There are parts that by all rights should belong in one of Joel Schumacher's Batman sequels, but Tim Burton has crafted a world in which they are believable without being ridiculous. As usual, the villains are more interesting than the hero, and while Michael Keaton is a loveable Bruce Wayne and a decently badass Batman, it's Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer who steal the show as Penguin and Catwoman respectively.