Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • The Shining
  • Close-Up
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • The Batman

    ★★★★

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★

  • Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel

    ★★★★

  • Cold Creek Manor

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  • Cell

    Cell

    ★½

    The zombies are incredibly convincing. You can see the defeated look in their eyes. The hollow, lifelessness steaming from their once vibrant, glowing faces. Even the hair looks to be falling from their heads....

    ...oh wait, that's just John Cusack.

  • Creepshow 3

    Creepshow 3

    I've stared into the abyss, and what I saw was the cinematic slice of hell that is 'Creepshow III'

    Truly one of the absolute worst "films" I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. Few film's existence make me this angry.

    It makes 'Troll 2' look like 'Lawrence of Arabia', it makes 'The Room' look like 'Citizen Kane', it makes 'Jack and Jill' look like...'Jack and Jill'