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  • Death Note

    Death Note

    This movie was such an abortion to the source material it made me pro-life.

  • Okja



    When Jake Gyllenhaal stroked Okja's tit and called her magnificent I envied a fucking CGI pig

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  • Logan



    There's a scene in this movie where a bunch of Mexican children try to cross a border while a white guy named Donald tries to stop them

    Pretty good.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    "Right now there's sorrow. Pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you felt."

    A movie hasn't left me feeling this way in a very long time.

    For a while now, I've waffled with what I wanted to post as my first review for this film. I toyed with jokes: thanking the costume designer for the amount of shorts Armie Hammer wears, the delicious sound of his breathing, or how I haven't swatted at a fly a single time…