This movie was such an abortion to the source material it made me pro-life.
"Right now there's sorrow. Pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you felt."
A movie hasn't left me feeling this way in a very long time.
For a while now, I've waffled with what I wanted to post as my first review for this film. I toyed with jokes: thanking the costume designer for the amount of shorts Armie Hammer wears, the delicious sound of his breathing, or how I haven't swatted at a fly a single time…