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  • Cuties

    Cuties

    ★½

    Cuties, doesn't go past a first-draft level screenplay, and those close-ups of the preteen leads are TOO MUCH. A pretty darn hypocritical film.

    No, I'm not a pedophile. Fuck off.

    3/10

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ½

    Like it's predecessors (Aladdin 2019, Lion King 2019, Beauty and the Beast 2017), Mulan strips it's 2D original counterpart of basically all the magic and creates a forgettable and far below average version. A truly awful film.

    No Mushu, no character development, bad acting, bad dialogue, and all that's left is some choreography that you can just look up on YouTube. Fuck. You. Disney.

    1/10

    p.s 30 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!????