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  • Carrie
  • Saw
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • House on Haunted Hill
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon

Spooktober 2021

5 films

It's Halloween bay bee Ranking the movies we (Kirky, Oliver and I) watch for October *person who chose the movie

  • Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • Thor: Ragnarok
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Iron Man

MCU Ranked

23 films

My ranking of every film (that I have seen) in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I have not yet seen Thor…

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Anomalisa
  • 12 Angry Men
  • House
  • GoodFellas

The Hartley Hundred

101 films

My top 100 films.

Ranking ranges from meticulously plotted out to completely arbitrary. Just know that I consider these to…

  • Parasite
  • Paddleton
  • Uncut Gems
  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • Knives Out

2019 Ranked

55 films

Original Theatrical Release Date. Does not include stand-up specials, miniseries, shorts or anything else that doesn’t fall under the traditional…

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • Isle of Dogs

Wanderson Ranked

9 films

Ranking the works of Wesley Anderson

  • The Suicide Squad
  • Shazam!
  • Wonder Woman
  • Zack Snyder's Justice League
  • Aquaman

DCEU Ranked

9 films

The DCEU is not very good. I haven’t seen Man of Steel or BvS and probably missed the boat to…

  • Now You See Me
  • The Godfather: Part III
  • Yesterday
  • Passengers
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Films that fall apart in the third act

18 films

Some movies just can’t stick the landing. Generally speaking you’d want a story to end on a natural high, but…

  • The Father
  • Bad Education
  • Wolfwalkers
  • Horse Girl
  • Another Round

2020 Ranked

38 films

Top 10 video: youtu.be/4edUqpMDQEk

Playing a little fast and loose with the release dates this time around since some of…

  • The Incredibles
  • Toy Story 2
  • Toy Story
  • WALL·E
  • Finding Nemo

Pixar Ranked

21 films

I do the rank the Pixar

Haven’t seen Cars 3 or The Good Dinosaur

  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Boy
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Thor: Ragnarok

Taika Waititi Ranked

5 films

Ain’t seen Eagle vs. Shark.

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars Ranked

11 films

Well I guess now that the “Skywalker Saga” is over it’s as good a time as any to rank the…

  • Cuties
  • The Lion King
  • Mulan
  • Bad Santa 2
  • Ted 2

Movies that I actively refuse to watch

10 films

Pretty self-explanatory. 

There are plenty of movies that I’m pretty sure I’ll hate and will probably never watch. This list…