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I wonder how many movies will be left in my watchlist when I die

Favorite films

  • Stroszek
  • Ganja & Hess
  • The Shout
  • The Blob

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  • Men Behind the Sun

    ★★★½

  • The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

  • Body Melt

    ★★★½

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

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  • The Blob

    The Blob

    ★★★★★

    holy dear god I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I’M OBSESSED! easily a new favorite!

    the titular blob was merely a cute subplot in the original 1958 film, but here it’s a genuinely terrifying force of evil. this blobby means business (that should be the tagline of the film). it kills main characters and little kids as effortlessly as it does extras and background characters, it will stop at nothing to absorb the next living creature nearest to it. the heaps of…

  • Repo Man

    Repo Man

    ★★★★½

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOO REPO MANNNNNNNN THIS MOVIE IS INSANEEEEEEEEE

    I don’t even know how to explain it. I can’t tell if I loved this because it was terrible or because it’s a masterpiece. I think it’s both? it’s not the most well-acted or well-written movie ever but it’s so batshit crazy that it doesn’t matter. it’s a delight to take in. I was banging my chest like a gorilla for some scenes because I was so excited. especially that ending! like, how…

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  • Men Behind the Sun

    Men Behind the Sun

    ★★★½

    similar to Cannibal Holocaust, I was completely onboard until animals were involved. torturing/killing animals isn’t cool, guys!

    the gore in the film wasn’t as terrible as I was expecting, but the fact that atrocities like this were ever committed on real human beings will haunt me forever

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

    oh… wow…

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  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★★

    just watched this in a theater full of escape room employees. our boss rented a private theater and over twenty of us showed up. it was amazing

    there were cheers when a character said “Wait, we have to use the whole clue!” there were sarcastic laughs when characters kept pointing out the obvious, just like people do in real rooms. and once it was all over someone stood up and shouted “Y’all get ready for every customer to come in again asking ‘So is this gonna be like the movie?’”

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

    I have so much strength in me, you have no idea. I have a Punch-Drunk Love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.