I wonder how many movies will be left in my watchlist when I die

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  • Nope
  • The Blob
  • The Deadly Spawn
  • Bone Tomahawk

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  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods


    the trouble with having dreams is the reality that one day you may achieve them

    do you know what you wish? are you certain what you wish is what you want? what if your dreams come true and you discover things are all the same as they were before? happily ever after isn't as perfect as it seems

    you journey into the woods and find terrors unimaginable. how badly do you desire your wish? how far are you willing to…

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day


    “Bill looks out at the water and thinks of all the wonderful things he will do with his life.”

    we’re always looking to the future for happiness. “my life sucks right now, but one day I’ll be out of school and I’ll have a nice job and a big house and a wife that loves me!” we even convince ourselves that our minds will live on after our body dies, that even if we aren’t happy while we’re alive, we’ll…

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  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    I just sat through this entire movie, and I’m still not even convinced it’s a real movie. what the fuck.

    Free Guy is a movie for Discord mods. there was someone sitting a few seats away from me who must have been one, because he laughed at every. single. joke. every one. and I’m not talking a little “hehe” giggle to himself. he fucking “HA HAAAAA” Nelson laughed every single time. every laugh of his sounded like it was the…

  • Nope



    Nope is a FEAT. nothing short of a spectacle. from the very opening shot (seriously, I could write a whole review about the opening shot alone), my mouth was hanging open and my eyes were glistening

    haven’t seen a movie back to back at the theaters on opening day in… oh yeah, EVER! THE FILM COMMANDED ME TO REWATCH IT IMMEDIATELY! who am I to disobey it?

    Daniel Kaluuya and Keke Palmer DESTROY this shit. his dry, quiet, calculative “nope”…