Genuinely funny to see so many people act like this was hard to understand instead of just being boring.

İ͋̅̽͏̶̠̘̭͡t̴̸̹̺͇͇̫͔̪̤̅̔̚͢ ͕͓̰̙̠͍̤̓̀͂͊͛͌̐̚t̸̷̔̔̊͏̩̗͖̝͉̯̮̭a̳̭̙̬ͦ̑̈́ͩ͢͠k̖̻̻̙̝̮̈́̈́̀̒̈͆ͦe̹̜̤̊ͪ̓̔͑ͯ͢s̘̘̜̟̭̹͈ͥ̒̃͒̒ͅ ̷̴͉̺͉̲̈̂̃ͅa̮͓̙͙͓̫͆ͧ̊ ̵̛̟̳̌̊̃ͣ̆ͯ͆l̵ͫ̒͋ͭͯ͟҉̯̩̬̲͈̙͓o̷̺͖̫̙͍͐ͧ͠t͍̣͎̍ͫ͐ͮ ̸̽͐҉̼ͅt̶̤̫͓̦̘̓̀̄̇̐̎ͮ̆͝o̭͇̫̻̹̻̥̳͒̌ͫ ̵͓̲ͬͨ̾́ͯ̅́̒m̵̧̗̰̰̬͎̜̔ͬ́ͪͬå̸̵̘͔̹̰͇͍͉̫k͈̝ͫͅe̶̓͐̌ͬ̇̀ͩ҉̛̰͖ ̸͕͎̘̟̹͛̏̔ͯáͦͭ͒͒̃̾͡͏͍̱̠ ͔̝̉̓̀s̠̙̥͔͕̪̜ͯ̂̊̀ͅț̺̣͈̠̞̘̑̏e̢̜̳͈͇͍̹͔̋ͥͧ̕w̨͇͓͖̣͌̓̽̒͊͗̉,͕͍̜̻̹ͪ̆ͯ̏ͥ̒̈́̀͟ ̫̟̳̯̯̭͊͋̔́͞ e͚̜͑͌̇̀͠s̷̡̤͍̼̟͕̗ͫͩ̊ͯ͛̂͂͗p͔̘͍͖̌̃̓̇͒ͤë̻̼͓́͗͛͛̿͆̔̋ͬ͘cͬ̎̓̓̏͒͞҉̯̱̻͈̹̫i̬̮̦̘̬̮͉͚̓͒͐̊ͩ̅́͟a̛̟̯̥͊̑͠͞l̡̧̛̟͔̺̼̭̬̜̹̓͒ͩ͑̈́̆̓l̰͎͙̽̃ͭ͛y̷̷͓͙͙͎͔͆ͣ̌̍ͪͣͮ̂͡ ̲̞̹̭ͦ́̽́ẘ̡͇͇͇̝̯͇̠ͯ́̕h̬̐ͤ͟e̼͍̯͙̦̟̞̠ͦ̾͡͝ņ̤͖̯̰̗̳͙̦͈ͪ̐̊͛͗͋̏̀͠ ̸̓ͥ͐ͭ̎͆ͣ̊͢͏͚̝̼͇͇i̵̟͓̦ͯ̉̉͐̿͛ͤ̓̊͡t̟̳̹̼͖̻́ͪ̄ͦ̈́͟’̧̨̩̗͐̚s̴̳̠͕͈͉̝̏̎̋ͬ̓ ̹̳̰͍͍̝͉̮͍ͥ͑ͭͧͭ̓͐̑͑͟m̷̅͆́̑ͣ͆̄̚҉͚̗͖͓̬ẽͭ̊̔҉͖ ̮̠͉̱ͧ̈́͝ą̯͕͊̇͋͂̈́̇͊̀n̴̡̢̻̹̫͍̯̮̈́͋d̷̟̜̮͂̏ͧͧ̈̅͗ͤ̌͟ ̨̹͉͇͕́̏̀y̴̞̻̭̳̜͌ͩ͌͐̏́ͥ̚o͚ͬṳ̩̱̜̟̘͔̋͐͗̄͊͟.̷̢̼̯̯̟̬̯̰̤̩ͦͫͬ
̩͎͖̬͎̊̐ͦ̌͐̃̚Ť̢͙̟̉̓̇̑O̷̭̲̗̫̠͔͓̗̼ͥ͂̂̇ͪ͗͜Ò̴҉̝̼̺͙ ̨ͮ̓͑̂̂̇̐͒҉̜̦̬̟̩͡M̺̼̹̲̰̰̘͔͆ͭ̃͒́͜͠A̰̜̜͐̉̎̇Ṅ͍̖͔̜̭̙̦͎̀̅̿̈ͥYͣ̇ͦ͏̸͕̫̘͟ ͍͇̪̯͕̺̦̱̐ͤͤ͟͡C̴̴̹̺̰͎̭͍ͦͯͣ̆ͩ̌̔̒̏͟ͅƠ̠͂̈́͟Ò̵̪̯̞̳̲̤͋̔͢͡K̳͇̿ͯ̔ͧ͡S͎̯̈ͣͭ͒̽ͨͫ̍̀ ͈͔̮͎̀͐̃̋͐̊̇ͨ͞T̺̩̩̮ͬͭͣ̈́̍̃̒͢͞O̷̵̞͔̙̭̻͉͋ͬͬ̂̄͞O̓̓̑ͮ̓̃̆ͩ̈҉҉̮̺̲̟͖̹̬͈͕ ͙̝͙̣̩̩̊͊̑M̨͔̤̖̱̜͉̘̆̇͛ͩ̅͐̉͘Ą̹̦͉̭̘̠̈́͌̽N͍̥̞͓̳͇̳͈͋͗̿ͩͅY̵̪̣͈̱̱̭̞̳͛ͫ̌̀̚ ͔͉̤͎̤̐̊̂͌Ç̲͇̤̖̉̃́͞O͉̤͍̜̘̅͒ͯ̕Ŏ̢͓̥̲̎́͑̍̓̿͝͞ͅK̲̭̝̟̣̭̯̱̾̽ͪ͛͒̽ͥŞ̹ͭ͋̓̓́͛̐ͤ ̰͔̦̖̠̣̯̓͢T̨͎͙̞̣̖̳̤̞̒̊̾̕͞ͅǪ̷̹͇͈͔͎̲̮͂͆ͭ̀O͖͚͖͍͚̅͆ͪ͂͆̓̀ ͙̤̠̙ͦ̊̔̈ͩ̅̾͆͊M̛̛͖̫͇̭͓̗̮ͤ̑ͥ͊ͭ̄̊A̯͖̪̖̬̻̪͓̅̽ͬ͑ͪ̓̍̔N͉̲̽ͨ̅̕Y̭͔̘̓̓͢͡ ̮̙͈̩̝͉̦̼́͗ͧͬͫ̈̅ͣC̣̜͉͍̦̲̯͐ͣͅO̳̠̩̬̻̜̲͒̽̀̿͟͝ͅO̦̳ͩͦ͢K̛͚̤͈̳͉̗͒̿̽͠͠S̶̡̝͔̈̾ͪ̿ͨ̂͢

"The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around."

Kick Ass is fucking terrible as a leading man but I overrate the sheer will of Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe saying GOJIRA, and cool monster fights so here we are. Godzilla spitting fire is worth a few stars alone.