"On a Saturday morning 14 years ago, I was asked to come meet with Steven Spielberg at his house. He told me he wanted to make a movie about the Chicago 7 and would I be interested in writing it. I said, “Yes! The Chicago 7! I’d love to write a movie about the Chicago 7!” As soon as I left his house, I called my father and asked him who the Chicago 7 were. I was just saying yes…
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Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021
"Look at all these weirdos."
Gotta give them credit for making some real bold choices with this Natural Born Killers reboot.
Honestly, neither of the Venom movies are "good" but I think I prefer their style of not good to what constitutes as a good superhero movie now.
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Too Many Cooks 2014
İ͋̅̽͏̶̠̘̭͡t̴̸̹̺͇͇̫͔̪̤̅̔̚͢ ͕͓̰̙̠͍̤̓̀͂͊͛͌̐̚t̸̷̔̔̊͏̩̗͖̝͉̯̮̭a̳̭̙̬ͦ̑̈́ͩ͢͠k̖̻̻̙̝̮̈́̈́̀̒̈͆ͦe̹̜̤̊ͪ̓̔͑ͯ͢s̘̘̜̟̭̹͈ͥ̒̃͒̒ͅ ̷̴͉̺͉̲̈̂̃ͅa̮͓̙͙͓̫͆ͧ̊ ̵̛̟̳̌̊̃ͣ̆ͯ͆l̵ͫ̒͋ͭͯ͟҉̯̩̬̲͈̙͓o̷̺͖̫̙͍͐ͧ͠t͍̣͎̍ͫ͐ͮ ̸̽͐҉̼ͅt̶̤̫͓̦̘̓̀̄̇̐̎ͮ̆͝o̭͇̫̻̹̻̥̳͒̌ͫ ̵͓̲ͬͨ̾́ͯ̅́̒m̵̧̗̰̰̬͎̜̔ͬ́ͪͬå̸̵̘͔̹̰͇͍͉̫k͈̝ͫͅe̶̓͐̌ͬ̇̀ͩ҉̛̰͖ ̸͕͎̘̟̹͛̏̔ͯáͦͭ͒͒̃̾͡͏͍̱̠ ͔̝̉̓̀s̠̙̥͔͕̪̜ͯ̂̊̀ͅț̺̣͈̠̞̘̑̏e̢̜̳͈͇͍̹͔̋ͥͧ̕w̨͇͓͖̣͌̓̽̒͊͗̉,͕͍̜̻̹ͪ̆ͯ̏ͥ̒̈́̀͟ ̫̟̳̯̯̭͊͋̔́͞ e͚̜͑͌̇̀͠s̷̡̤͍̼̟͕̗ͫͩ̊ͯ͛̂͂͗p͔̘͍͖̌̃̓̇͒ͤë̻̼͓́͗͛͛̿͆̔̋ͬ͘cͬ̎̓̓̏͒͞҉̯̱̻͈̹̫i̬̮̦̘̬̮͉͚̓͒͐̊ͩ̅́͟a̛̟̯̥͊̑͠͞l̡̧̛̟͔̺̼̭̬̜̹̓͒ͩ͑̈́̆̓l̰͎͙̽̃ͭ͛y̷̷͓͙͙͎͔͆ͣ̌̍ͪͣͮ̂͡ ̲̞̹̭ͦ́̽́ẘ̡͇͇͇̝̯͇̠ͯ́̕h̬̐ͤ͟e̼͍̯͙̦̟̞̠ͦ̾͡͝ņ̤͖̯̰̗̳͙̦͈ͪ̐̊͛͗͋̏̀͠ ̸̓ͥ͐ͭ̎͆ͣ̊͢͏͚̝̼͇͇i̵̟͓̦ͯ̉̉͐̿͛ͤ̓̊͡t̟̳̹̼͖̻́ͪ̄ͦ̈́͟’̧̨̩̗͐̚s̴̳̠͕͈͉̝̏̎̋ͬ̓ ̹̳̰͍͍̝͉̮͍ͥ͑ͭͧͭ̓͐̑͑͟m̷̅͆́̑ͣ͆̄̚҉͚̗͖͓̬ẽͭ̊̔҉͖ ̮̠͉̱ͧ̈́͝ą̯͕͊̇͋͂̈́̇͊̀n̴̡̢̻̹̫͍̯̮̈́͋d̷̟̜̮͂̏ͧͧ̈̅͗ͤ̌͟ ̨̹͉͇͕́̏̀y̴̞̻̭̳̜͌ͩ͌͐̏́ͥ̚o͚ͬṳ̩̱̜̟̘͔̋͐͗̄͊͟.̷̢̼̯̯̟̬̯̰̤̩ͦͫͬ
̩͎͖̬͎̊̐ͦ̌͐̃̚Ť̢͙̟̉̓̇̑O̷̭̲̗̫̠͔͓̗̼ͥ͂̂̇ͪ͗͜Ò̴҉̝̼̺͙ ̨ͮ̓͑̂̂̇̐͒҉̜̦̬̟̩͡M̺̼̹̲̰̰̘͔͆ͭ̃͒́͜͠A̰̜̜͐̉̎̇Ṅ͍̖͔̜̭̙̦͎̀̅̿̈ͥYͣ̇ͦ͏̸͕̫̘͟ ͍͇̪̯͕̺̦̱̐ͤͤ͟͡C̴̴̹̺̰͎̭͍ͦͯͣ̆ͩ̌̔̒̏͟ͅƠ̠͂̈́͟Ò̵̪̯̞̳̲̤͋̔͢͡K̳͇̿ͯ̔ͧ͡S͎̯̈ͣͭ͒̽ͨͫ̍̀ ͈͔̮͎̀͐̃̋͐̊̇ͨ͞T̺̩̩̮ͬͭͣ̈́̍̃̒͢͞O̷̵̞͔̙̭̻͉͋ͬͬ̂̄͞O̓̓̑ͮ̓̃̆ͩ̈҉҉̮̺̲̟͖̹̬͈͕ ͙̝͙̣̩̩̊͊̑M̨͔̤̖̱̜͉̘̆̇͛ͩ̅͐̉͘Ą̹̦͉̭̘̠̈́͌̽N͍̥̞͓̳͇̳͈͋͗̿ͩͅY̵̪̣͈̱̱̭̞̳͛ͫ̌̀̚ ͔͉̤͎̤̐̊̂͌Ç̲͇̤̖̉̃́͞O͉̤͍̜̘̅͒ͯ̕Ŏ̢͓̥̲̎́͑̍̓̿͝͞ͅK̲̭̝̟̣̭̯̱̾̽ͪ͛͒̽ͥŞ̹ͭ͋̓̓́͛̐ͤ ̰͔̦̖̠̣̯̓͢T̨͎͙̞̣̖̳̤̞̒̊̾̕͞ͅǪ̷̹͇͈͔͎̲̮͂͆ͭ̀O͖͚͖͍͚̅͆ͪ͂͆̓̀ ͙̤̠̙ͦ̊̔̈ͩ̅̾͆͊M̛̛͖̫͇̭͓̗̮ͤ̑ͥ͊ͭ̄̊A̯͖̪̖̬̻̪͓̅̽ͬ͑ͪ̓̍̔N͉̲̽ͨ̅̕Y̭͔̘̓̓͢͡ ̮̙͈̩̝͉̦̼́͗ͧͬͫ̈̅ͣC̣̜͉͍̦̲̯͐ͣͅO̳̠̩̬̻̜̲͒̽̀̿͟͝ͅO̦̳ͩͦ͢K̛͚̤͈̳͉̗͒̿̽͠͠S̶̡̝͔̈̾ͪ̿ͨ̂͢ -
Godzilla 2014
"The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around."
Kick Ass is fucking terrible as a leading man but I overrate the sheer will of Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe saying GOJIRA, and cool monster fights so here we are. Godzilla spitting fire is worth a few stars alone.
