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Collateral 2004
Imagining a version of this movie where instead of Tom Cruise assassinating a bunch of mob affiliates, he's just getting driven around to suck off a bunch of senators in the DC area right before the big vote tomorrow.
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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
Lana Wachowski has been deeply Matrix poisoned.
In the future where everything is dumber, you could not have another movie like the Matrix. You cannot have a film brought to creation through a meditation on cyberpunk tropes, and the general malaise brought on by the end of history, and a seemingly vast tide of personalized consumer culture.
The Wachowskis are no longer rebellious dork lords feeling uneasy about America's dark future.
They are now two rich bitches living in gated…
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