• Green Snake

    Green Snake

    ★★★★★

    There comes a time when you just can't stop yourself from abdicating your seriousness. Someone else can make you lose your mind

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    I was unspeakably moved to hear France's brightest and shortest flame Justice playing over that stairs sequence. And they could make these more architectural, more violent, longer histrionic pauses over less profound dialogues, deeper operatic theatrics, cuter dogs than anything else ever made. I love images and sounds. I took up martial arts because of Yayan and Cecep in the last movie, by far I one of my most valuable life choices. But I have allegiances and that kind of…

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★★½

    House that jack built / twin peaks s3 minus all the bullshit!!

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

    Fits my boat canon and my chef canon, I am powerless against it

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★½

    Middlebrow excellence 💪

  • Anatomy of a Murder

    Anatomy of a Murder

    ★★★★

    This is the fervour with which I will defend the necessity for Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes to stay on here as a movie

  • Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - The Movie

    Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - The Movie

    ★★★★★

    This high masterpiece helped me realise (among irreducible other things) the value in long takes, and helped me recognise that video games are films

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★

    Darren's best bizarre allegory for something or other yet!

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★½

    Delirious fear and paranoia of the end is a vital and beautiful part of being alive

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★★★

    The only thing that moves me at the core of my beliefs as much as this is other Shyamalan movies

  • Perceval

    Perceval

    ★★★★★

    Honouring the text

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

    "So the prophecy says."
    "A prophecy that, misread, could have been."