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  • Vampire's Kiss
  • The Room
  • The Art of Self-Defense
  • Weekend at Bernie's

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  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★

  • The Room

    ★★★★

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★

    "Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco."

    As you've noticed by my rating, it's not as high as most people rate it. By the end of the film, at the Spring Fling, I considered giving it one more star (well, with my second viewing, I did, so this whole paragraph is irrelevant now). Moreover, despite not doing that, I feel like my rating is closer in that direction. Since most people gave the highest rating, my…

  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★

    "Oh, hi, Mark."

    Wow, this was something. It's like it's so bad that it magically became good. Everything about it was so odd and curious. I felt I was watching a porn parody, especially during this exchange between Lisa and Mark: "I miss you." > "I just saw you. What are you talking about?" > "I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much." Juliette Danielle also resembled…

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  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss

    ★★★★

    "I never misfiled anything! Not once! Not one time!"

    This film is my 'entering into the world of Nicolas Cage' moment, and it was fantastic. I feel like this film is one of his best ones to watch first. Sure, there isn't much of a story, just a setting and basic narrative details to revolve everything else around. But "everything else" is more than enough. Nic's fantastic and absurd (in a good way) acting is entertaining; everything about it, from…

  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The Hitman's Bodyguard

    ★★★

    "Boring is always best."

    I watched this film a few months after it was released, although there wasn't much to remember; not about the film: I remembered most of it. I'm referring to my particular feelings toward it and whatnot. I know I gave it the highest rating, as handing out the highest ratings left and right was what I did back then, which is different now. But I also seem to remember liking it quite a bit, more than…