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  Sweet Girl 2021

  ½ Watched 20 Aug 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  TL;DR This movie is a pile of flaming garbage and I suggest you don’t waste a single second on it let alone the 110 minute runtime. But there’s a rant at the end of this so that’s fun. 

  
  If you don’t think about it at all, the twist in this movie makes sense. 

  But when you think about it…. It doesn’t. Once the FBI starts tracking down Rachel and Ray Cooper, who turns out to be deceased, they would immediately…

Recent reviews

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  Strays 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Sep 2023

  It’s not bad. It has some fucking GREAT moments. But it’s really not anything special. The shtick grows old, but man, the highs are really high.

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  Flamin' Hot 2023

  ★½ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  Honestly was enjoying this movie for most of it. Then my wife googled the story because she said it seemed kinda fake to her and wow. Lo and behold it’s mostly false. 

  The movie was okay but that really really put a bad taste in my mouth. And the producers were informed that it was nonsense and basically said fuck it. Maybe going into it knowing that it is bullshit will make it stay enjoyable but I really just feel lied to and like I wasted my time. Oh well.

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