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  • Starry Eyes

    Starry Eyes


    It’s basically “Mulholland Suspiria” which should be awesome but unfortunately isn’t. The basic story is okay but little subtle and very predictable from the beginning. The dialogues are just random words. The 80s synth score sounds like made by a kid on its first 30 days trial of Fruity Loops. Two stars for the lead actress and the remarkable topic setting of MeToo, years before that became public.

    Ah and btw - if you have left any from your last visit to an EDM-festival, apparently it’s possible to summon Satan himself with glow sticks...

  • I See You

    I See You


    Good watch!

    I know it's hard for women in this business and please don't misunderstand following words as judgement but DANG GURL what's left of Helen Hunts face looks like a sack of flour in which someone poked a little hole where that mouth should be

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  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos


    Besides from being extremely entertaining and popculturally relevant, this film is a hilarious troll from Jonas Åkerlund to (at least) Kristian Vikernes, who oddly rose to a cult figure despite of being just an ordinary criminal (and a homophobic fascist antisemitic wise guy) by adjusting some little screws regarding the historical facts and casting a “fat jew” (Vikernes’ words) to play him. Of course his fans (young confused straight males) review bombed this film (as you can also see on…