When I left the theater after watching Tár for two hours and 38 minutes, I immediately fumbled for my phone. I couldn’t wait to see actual footage of the story I had just seen and was so ready for my Wikipedia deep dive to sate me during my ride home. But when I frantically typed “Cate Blanchett?” into Google as I waited for my train, I was greeted with a confusing and upsetting realization: Cate Blanchett is not real.