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  • LΓ©on: The Professional
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Zodiac
  • Battle Royale

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  • Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

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  • Not Okay

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  • Cruella

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  • Accepted

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  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

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    Juni swinging his massive cock for 84 minutes

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

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    I WATCHED THIS ON MY LAPTOP WITH HEADPHONES AND I THINK MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

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  • Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

    Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

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    These are so silly but this one has the best lineup of comedians (imo)Β 

    They should do more of these but update the jokes to be less derogatory and more mean lmao

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

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    The fact that there was a content warning for β€œunlikeable female protagonist” made me laugh a lot.Β 

    They were right though, she is incredibly unlikeable.

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  • Marc Maron: Too Real

    Marc Maron: Too Real

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    somehow i relate to a 53 year old man complaining that he's tired

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

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    This had the potential of being great but the neon lights weren't accompanied by 80's synth music and it made me very upset.