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Favorite films

  • The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
  • Mothra
  • Stage Fright
  • Dead & Buried

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  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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    I really want Jason to kill me. Honestly, there are plenty of other serial slashers I would employ to do the job. But Voorhees is here and in my playlist for the last 4 films, so he's my choice because I just want it done now.

    It's only been a few days since my last review, yet that feels like an eternity to me. Writing again has been a welcome distraction, but I fear that I am deceiving myself if…

  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

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    The pace is agonizingly sluggish in the first fifteen minutes. Numerous restarts were necessary because I kept falling asleep. I'm not trying to spout too much trash, as I've just been exhausted in general lately as a result of my downward spiral through a rabbit hole of misery. The opening scenes just did little to nothing to improve the situation.

    The scene where they're smoking weed in the van and the cops start tailing them, causing them to consume all…

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  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

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    The final half-hour of this movie is among the most exciting ending sequences in a slasher. The musical score amplifies this tenfold, adding an additional layer of tension. I remember being a kid; even my mom got into it at the end, and she despises horror films.

    However, the most terrifying part for me was when Ginny put on the decrepit old sweater with Jason's mommy's corpse dust all over it in an attempt to fool Jason into thinking that…

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

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    Lately, my habit has consisted of repeatedly subjecting myself to torment by viewing depressive horror films. I have been continually trying to persuade myself that I'll return to the lighter, campier vibes, but it just never happened. After watching Jordan Peele's Us last night and beginning to jot down the outlines of my review (yeah, it went that deep for me), I realized what a massive undertaking it would be. A mere review would lead to me reviewing Heritage, and…