Late Movie Reviews

Late Movie Reviews

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  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • Babylon
  • La La Land

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  • His Only Son

  • Illumination's Ultimate Movie Night

    ★★★★★

  • Spinning Gold

  • Ted

    ★½

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • His Only Son

    His Only Son

    1:30 pm

    Wow that movie was good. It’s very well shot and well acted. Isaac was the best actor ever. The middle of the film is not the same scene over and over. Religion is cool. April fools.

  • Illumination's Ultimate Movie Night

    Illumination's Ultimate Movie Night

    ★★★★★

    I watched this only one minute ago and I’m still thinking about it. Riveting.

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  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    ½

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ½

    4:00 pm

    Why does this have good reviews? Even better question, why the fuck is this held in such a higher regard than the first movie? What makes this so much better? I can’t even put together a devils advocate in my head for any of the reasons that I hate this film for. Fuck this movie. Damien Leone has his head up his own fucking ass so far I can tell. He really thinks he’s got some hot shit…