• Flesh Eating Mothers

    Flesh Eating Mothers

    ★★★

    "Everybody's mother is after our meat."

    Not really that funny – more of a silly trashtactic time.
    But when he poked his mom in the ass with that needle, I did have a laugh out loud moment.

  • Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

    Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

    ★½

    -Worth a $1 or Never Touch

    Terrible movie, but that Cosplay party was off the hook tho

  • The Green Mile

    The Green Mile

    ★★★★★

    "Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it."

    –Damn man...

    The Green Mile is one of those movies you have to watch once in your lifetime. And if its your first time viewing this movie, get ready to be ripped from the inside-out.

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

    "You're a day late and a dick short."

    It's a shame those people walked out before seeing the great shower scene moment.
    Oh well... more Pussy, Jokes, and Pizza for me.

  • Eileen

    Eileen

    ★★½

    "Sooner or later, you're gonna need to take a shit."

    Eileen was going so well.
    I started to really get into it during the second-half as things got very intriguing. And then what did these bastards do... they give me a dumb-lazy-lame-shit ending; you can tell the movie is far from being finished.

    So you know what, since they gave me a half-assed movie – it's only fair to give them a half-assed rating.

    a 'SMDH' watch with Lyn

  • Marked Woman

    Marked Woman

    ★★★½

    "That's the sugar that makes the flies come around."

    –Yo, who recommended me this movie?

    I can't for the life of me remember who it was on Letterboxd, but just wanted to say thanks for the recommendation. It truly was a good gangster drama.

  • The Brides Wore Blood

    The Brides Wore Blood

    "Thank God this hellish nightmare is over."

    –You ain't lyin', but cool poster tho

    If you're having a hard time going to sleep, just watch: The Brides Wore Blood.
    You will be out in no time; trust me.

  • Boyz n the Hood

    Boyz n the Hood

    ★★★★★

    "You still got one brother left, man."

    Boyz n the Hood is a real, raw, and uncut masterpiece.
    It's a gripping story from beginning to end with plenty of ups and downs. But the powerful message within will encourage you to always have love in your heart – because anger will never solve anything.

  • Die'ced

    Die'ced

    ★★½

    "Sorry, he's a little scared of the scarecrow."

    Yep, definitely used a similar scene from Terrifier, but I'm not mad at it. Maybe it's a shoutout to the movie, so I'll give it a pass.
    I think Die'ced is a fair low-budget slasher that you can watch on a slow Tuesday, that will scratch that itch you crave for some cheesy dumb kills.

    Also, props to the Scarecrow-Clown Halloween costume. I really dig it.

  • Society of the Snow

    Society of the Snow

    ★★★★★

    "Faith? What faith?"

    –In the end, give it all you got

    No matter the obstacle. No matter the outcome. I will never lose my faith in God.

    Excellent performances

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★

    "I'm afraid there is no cure."

    –Not necessarily...

    It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but yea, it's bad; I mean bad bad.
    It's so bad, they had the sun rising around 5am in the morning – now you know that's some bullshit.

    But even though this movie reminded me of a terrible CW wannabe Final Destination episode, the cure is, it could have shined much better at being a TV show instead.

    I can't really recommend Madame Web to anybody, but what I can recommend, is Dakota Johnson fire her agent ASAP!

    Laughable watch with Lyn

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

    "He fixes the cable?"

    –Right? Not his fault the twins came out

    Dude (not Dude) but Dude bought a Pomeranian to a Bowling Alley.
    I don't know how anyone else felt about that scene, but to me, that's excellent writing.

    Fantastic movie