• We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

    ★★★★

    Tilda Swinton just stares blankly throughout the whole film & somehow I’m captivated by her performance.

  • Dressed to Kill

    Dressed to Kill

    ★★★½

    dat camerawork 🎥 👌

  • The Haunted Mansion

    The Haunted Mansion

    ★★

    the mausoleum scene was lit but otherwise ur probably better off watching Hocus Pocus if ur feeling a live-action spooky Disney film.

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    a cash-grab turd w/ so much wasted potential. also, hideous character designs 🤮

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★★

    whoa, a horror remake that doesn’t suck! Maniac (2012) is a polished version of it’s predecessor, while still maintaining the sleazy essence of the original. the 1st person gimmick could have gotten old quickly if not for the camerawork, which manages to stay engaging throughout.

  • Dolls

    Dolls

    ★★★

    the killer teddy scene was absolute KINO. like, how was Stu gonna top that?? the rest of the film is just okay tbh.

  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    ★★

    edgy & try-hard mockumentary that should have went the route of ambiguity rather than show u so much of the tapes. & a fucking plague doctor mask..really?? gtfo incel.

  • Would You Rather

    Would You Rather

    ★★★★

    Jeffrey Combs is the bad guy & he’s sooo good at it. what a shithead. & human torture makes me feel bad, sure, but the horror of uncertainty is effective here. I was pleasantly surprised by this.

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    ★★★½

    this film was dumb af but the fun kinda dumb that keeps u grinning like one of them Truth or Dare demons 😂

  • Session 9

    Session 9

    ★★★

    beware the spooky, ominous wheelychair 🦽 😱

  • Trilogy of Terror

    Trilogy of Terror

    ★★½

    much like Dead of Night, the only winner here is the last segment. the Zuni fetish doll is a scary lil bastard.

  • Dead of Night

    Dead of Night

    ★★½

    if anything, watch this for the 3rd & final segment, Bobby. the rest is a snoozefest 😴