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  Threads 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2020 2

  Me: "Oh boy, the pandemic sure is stressing me out. I should watch a movie to get some kind of escapism!"

  Also Me: Watches this????????? For some reason?????????????????

Recent reviews

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  Hamlet 1948

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  ... Why is Hamlet 40 years old?

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I think every movie should have a MatPat cameo.

Popular reviews

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  Secret of the Wings 2012

  ★ Watched 27 Aug 2020 1

  Hello, 911? I'd like to report a missing person. Terence has been completely written out of the Tinker Bell movies and I miss him. Where did he go?

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  Poltergeist 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2020 3

  Hooptober 7.0 [1/31]

  What a way to start my first-ever Hooptober!

  I was going to say "If I lived in a haunted house, I'd simply move out," but then I remembered that during my childhood, sometimes my bedroom door would slam open and shut in the middle of the night and I'd have to prop it shut to fall asleep. My parents told me that since our house was built around 1910 it was just drafty, but I never believed them because keeping the door shut was so hard.