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  • Battle at Big Rock

    Battle at Big Rock

    ★★★★

    BATTLE AT BIG ROCK

    *FIRST OFF, BEFORE WE ALL GET TO CRITICAL HERE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION.... 



    THIS. IS. A. STORY. WHERE. DINOSAURS. ACTUALLY. EXIST. 
    IT. IS. FICTION. 
    HAVE. FUN. WITH. THIS. SHIT. 

    PLEASE JESUS LET THE NEW JURASSIC PARK/WORLD MOVIE TAKE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE JUST LEARN TO CO-EXIST WITH DINOSAURS. I FUCKING LOVED THIS SHORT ALSO. GO TO YOUTUBE AND SPEND 8 MINS OF YOUR TIME ON THIS. YOU WONT REGRET IT. 

    LFHG

  • Night of the Comet

    Night of the Comet

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    NIGHT OF THE COMET


    •So last night I had a trivia question to which for some reason I thought the Maximum Overdrive short story was called “Night of the Comet” obviously it’s not and my dumbass got it wrong. Now I’m inspired to see NIGHT OF THE COMET!!! Lol
    •Lol, $100 wont get the guy the 3d print of the movie, but $110 sounds good haha. 
    •Boy, she called that bluff. Punched chick right in her shit lol. 
    •”Hey I…

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  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    CHOPPING MALL

    •It’s been awhile and “Eek Channel” mentioned this so I had to revisit some good original ideas not effectivly executed. 
    •This credits music lol. Jesus. 
    •Forbidden World and Galaxy of Terror posters in background nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice
    •Dude stomps on that gas pedal fast as fuck lol. 
    •Ok I’m back, so how the fuck does the robot hit spot on target it’s first kill then can’t hit dick the rest of the movie lol. 
    •Coke advertisement game is on fleet…

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    EVIL DEAD 2

    Lo Fi Horror SPOILERS. BEWARE. 

    •If you don’t know, this movie was basically made over ownership dispute rights to the original movie, so the first 15/20 mins are basically a remake and then it finally spills into its new reimagining. One of my favorites, ENJOY!
    •Ain’t no way I’m driving across this rickety ass bridge. 
    •The face Bruce Campbell makes when hes playing the piano. Hilarious. 
    •Is there really a girl in the world who would consider…