• Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    I liked that the movie used mostly practical effects and the bus scene was wild but otherwise this movie had nothing else to offer.

  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    ★½

    fuck the moon

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    Hot take: This movie is good

  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    I checked to see how much time was left twice in the first 15 minutes. This films existence is an insult

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    Pretend this is a 3.8

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★½

    The first half felt really derivative and by the numbers but once the last half began everything became much more fun and I’m pretty sure no one could predict the twist in a million years.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★½

    The cinematography was awesome. I really liked how every shot felt purposeful and was framed in really clever ways. Unfortunately that was the only aspect of the film I found enjoyable outside of a couple of scenes. The film moves at a breakneck pace barely taking a moment to set up a lot of tension and atmosphere to make the scares work. The plot just feels messy and rushed. I also felt like Candyman had little presence in the scenes…

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★★

    LMFAOOOOOO YOOO EMILY BLUNT REALLY ALMOST PASSED UP ON THE CURE FOR ANY DISEASE JUST TO FUCK THE ROCK

    Grade:D

  • Annette

    Annette

    ★★★

    It was shot beautifully and there’s a lot of metaphorical stuff to sort through and discuss with other people but this just wasn’t for me.

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★½

    I only watched this because I heard Darren Aronofsky bought the rights to a live action version of this movie just so he could use one shot for Requiem for a Dream lol

    I really loved the weird deep dive into the main characters psychosis and the overall creepy atmosphere the movie sets from the get go. The cinematography is fucking fantastic and filled with tons of iconic shots. I am definitely looking forward to seeing this again

  • Old

    Old

    ★½

    My friends really liked this movie so I feel bad bashing it but this was so bad lol M.Night has proven once again how out of touch he’s gotten with writing natural dialogue. I hate to say his directing is bad too but I don’t know how he let any of the takes with these actors make it into the film. It felt like I was watching aliens trying their best human impressions and the really bad writing didn’t help.…

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    What are we?

    Some kind of offbrand Saw for babies?