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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    rosamund pike went from the picture of innocence in pride and prejudice to straight-up cold evil badass and she's so great at it it's frankly terrifying

  • Zabriskie Point

    Zabriskie Point


    I too want to be seduced by someone who flies dangerously low over my car as I drive alone in the desert listening to music

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  • On Chesil Beach

    On Chesil Beach


    the use of colour is so beautiful and also florence darling it's not your fault

  • In Time

    In Time


    anyone who says they watched this film for the plot is lying — they only did it for cillian murphy, and so did I.

    (...also amanda seyfried in those outfits??)