Andrew Seeber

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Favorite films

  • Blow Out
  • Thief
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Cat People

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  • Babylon

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

  • Wild Things

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

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  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds

    ★★★★½

    Most unbelievable part is when only two people have a gun

  • Casino

    Casino

    ★★★★★

    James Woods always gets cast as a piece of shit, because of course he is

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  • Return of the Living Dead Part II

    Return of the Living Dead Part II

    ★★★

    1/2 star bonus for coming in under 90 minutes.

    Every 2 1/2 hour horror movie takes us further from god’s light.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    Give Jimmy all the money and just let him cook

    I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. Actual cinematic magic I wouldn’t have believed until I saw it.

    Also he’s some kind of visionary to make a 3+ hour movie underwater knowing how much piss we’re holding in. Cameron you mad genius I love you.

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