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Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Bound
  • The Social Network

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  • The Imposter

  • Sherlock: The Sign of Three


  • Sherlock: The Empty Hearse


  • Skyfall


Recent reviews

  • Sherlock: The Sign of Three

    Sherlock: The Sign of Three


    i fucking loved this episode! i appreciated it’s divergence from the typical sherlock formula and it reveled in its story-within-a story-within-a story quality.

    even though, i will say some of these twists/conclusions are quite novice. like yeah, i discerned they had the same belt, and i also picked up on that one woman saying some weird shit about watson and his wedding. 

    to think that this episode caused such an uproar in the fan community due to how it portrayed…

  • Sherlock: The Empty Hearse

    Sherlock: The Empty Hearse


    HUGE poster downgrade jesus christ this looks like a ten-year-old could have made it on canva

    i completely understand why fans were/are so pissed about this episode. it makes fun of them for caring. the title club is comprised of losers who think they’re better than sherlock—replace title club with tumblr community and sherlock with the writers and it’s spot on. 

    this is the beginning of the end, i fear.

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Popular reviews

  • What Breaks the Ice

    What Breaks the Ice


    if i had a nickel for every time madelyn cline starred in a 2020 piece of media where she played a rich girl who began hanging out with her poorer neighbors one summer and while doing so became an accomplice in a crime, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice, right?

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke


    my unbridled, childlike joy at hearing the forest spirits’ little noise is unending