Cinema’s bubbling baby boy; generally wrong

Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Blue Velvet
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • Mikey and Nicky


  • We Need to Talk About Kevin


  • Dope Sick Love


  • The Silence of the Lambs


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    This is like a tape you find at someone’s home after they’ve committed a terrible act of violence

  • Aladdin



    The ticket taker didn't know I bought my ticket ironically. There's no special marker on the digital ticket I had on my phone that reads "actually this guy spent 10 dollars because he's smart." I was in the horde like everyone else. My identity as a smug, gawking asshole was instantly wiped away the second I sat down in the theater. No one cares where you went to school or how many books you've read once you're about to see…