Lord Infamous

Lord Infamous

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Milla Jovovich and Alita stan. 

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  • Alita: Battle Angel
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Millennium Actress
  • Resident Evil

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  • Noises Off...

    ★★★★

  • Little Odessa

    ★★★★½

  • Coal Miner's Daughter

    ★★★★

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★★

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
    “That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
    “I love building LEGO sets”.
    “Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.

    I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★★

    “He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”

    “And did you tell her who you built that body for?”

    “This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”

    “Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”

    “And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”

    “It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…

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  • Husbands

    Husbands

    ★★★★★

    what else is there to say?

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★

    Very big and very loud for no fucking reason. There are no good moments. Hans Zimmer’s score is terrible, consisting of room-shakingly, blaringly loud music that doesn’t mesh with the image or its movement at all. Booming drums and bass and weird creaking sounds that signify nothing and build to nowhere. And that’s really a microcosm of the entire reason this movie doesn’t work for me:

    It’s so cinematically inert. Villeneuve always puts it all on the screen, never actually…

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★½

    Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.

    I was really looking forward to this.

    Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…

  • Her

    Her

    ★★½

    computer bitch: “what if your butthole was in your armpit?”
    joaquin: laughs hysterically
    everyone: 5 stars