• Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting


    I will never not read this as “Goodwill Hunting” as in a thrilling thrift shopping experience and not maths (?)

  • Divergent



    when they make a biopic of my life I’m plagiarising this movie except for it will be called neurodivergent

  • Moxie



    they really had a cishet white girl lead the revolution ... yeah this is not the intersectional feminist movie you want it to be!

    EDIT: also the fact she benefitted from all of the hard work and activism of the BIPOC is gross? this is an example of commercial feminism stop trying to dilute women’s rights into consumable content for an audience by catering to an industry that celebrates white supremacy

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    it’s been like 3 years i think making white men disappear would solve all of our world issues too

  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet


    Shakespeare’s dead so we can finally recognise the potential Juliet had to be a lesbian

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    turns out armie hammer wasn’t even acting he is just a creepy creepy little man

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    give jo march a girlfriend losers

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i know im supposed to find this romantic but i actually get second hand embarrassment whenever Mr Darcy opens his mouth ... if I was so clearly trying to pull out of my league I would NOT test out public humiliation during the proposal

  • Cars 3

    Cars 3


    Merry Christmas! why did they make the Cars hot in this?

  • The Prom

    The Prom


    ryan murphy’s work has such strong homophobic vibes .. the way the leads were written felt like a glee level hate crime

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas


    It was cute and predictable and I love a movie that grants me to opportunity to tell people “I told you that would happen” after we watch it

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    the more I watch this the more I get intense second hand embarrassment from the behaviour of the men in this movie