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  • The Evil Down the Street

    The Evil Down the Street

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    More people take offense to potatoes in this movie than have done in the rest of human history.

    "Potatoes? We never have potatoes."
    *the moment they realised she was possessed*

    Dad: "What's with the potatoes"
    Daughter: "Mum... Yummy, right?"
    Dad: "I don't get it" *realises mum must be possessed* "I'll go check on her"

    Mum: "Why is there so many potatoes?" *staring at the 98 potatoes in a bowl*
    Daughter: "Because you asked us to peel them"
    Mum: "No, I…

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    You look so sad knocking around those balls with your stick

    The things I do for Seth Gandrud.

    Seth clearly improved his acting ability between 2009 and 2013, but was still enjoyable here.

    References is slow and directionless in its first 30 minutes where it feels like a Paul Kattupalli creation, but it settles into an okay romantic drama about 30 minutes in. Questionable whether you can have five jokes in your movie and call it a comedy but the…

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    Just rewatched again. A classic.

  • 8:46

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    Imagine thinking that George Floyd being a drug dealer in any way changes the fact that his murder was unnessesary.