Hellboy ½

HELLBOY is nooooot metal. it is pop alt rock and it is so so so so so so so bad. it has a smug high school bully tone that just plain blows. vfx are at a cinematic an all-time low. i think one of the demons glitched at one point...i really don’t know if there’s one redeemable aspect of this movie. it just fucking sucks. not even in a fun way. it’s supremely boring and empty.