• Domino


    Lasted half an hour, sorry Tony x

  • Oppenheimer



    BIG and BOLD and OVERWHELMING. Feel like I have been bathed in cinema.

  • The Fugitive

    The Fugitive


    Watched 'The Fugitive' for the first time, after wrongly assuming for years that I'd seen it before.

  • Hondo



    Had the joy of seeing this as part of the BFI Film on Film season, on an original 3D print. Extra star for the beautiful restoration.

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    This is my Avengers: Infinity War

  • Rocky IV

    Rocky IV

    If you like montages, then have I got a film for you!

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    Tick tick *sad trombone*

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five


    Nothing can convince me this is not a 5 star film

  • SAS: Red Notice

    SAS: Red Notice

    Was not expecting a homage to the toilet scene at the end of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, but here we are.

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    The first 20 minutes is unwatchable. Then Woody Allen turns up for the only good joke in the film.

    If you ever find yourself curious about watching this movie, I can only say - don't bother. Really truly terrible. Earns a star for the score, and a handful of chuckles.

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020


    This really needed Brooker doing the voice over. And Barrie Shitpease.

  • Dolittle



    Turned off after an hour