Favorite films

  • Showgirls
  • Valley of the Dolls
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

Recent activity

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

  • Dolores Claiborne


  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


  • Dumbo


Recent reviews

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Austin Powers in Goldmember

    I dug the Mission: Impossible parody opening with Tom Cruise after watching so many of those films recently. Then Kevin Spacey showed up, and it was a rapid descent into hell.

    This is truly fucking unbearable, to the extent that I wasn't actually sure I would make it through the whole thing. I guess I felt I owed that to my younger self, who once considered this movie so funny that I dragged my parents to see it on vacation.…

  • Dolores Claiborne

    Dolores Claiborne


    Dolores repeats Vera's "Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hang on to," and then Selena repeats that—but Dolores leaves out the part right before that, when Vera says, "Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive." I just think that's also pretty iconic and quotable.

Popular reviews

  • M3GAN



    Chucky had to work so hard for queer icon status, and here comes Miss M3GAN, an instant legend.

  • TÁR



    Genuinely very confused by the people who believe this movie is overly gracious or sympathetic toward the character at its center, or who go so far as to say it is ambiguous about whether or not she actually did anything wrong. Are the countless incriminating emails she deletes, or the clear pattern of behavior she continues to display, too subtle?

    This is not a movie that is anti-"cancel culture" or anti-identity politics. To paraphrase Lydia, it is in conversation with…