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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “bUt WhY dIdN’t FuRy CaLl CaPtAiN mArVeL eArLiEr??” - people who cannot enjoy things

  • Justice League vs. the Fatal Five

    Justice League vs. the Fatal Five

    ★★½

    The latest entry to the DCAU tries to split the difference between kid-friendly shows like Justice League Unlimited and WB’s more adult* animated projects, like the recent Killing Joke adaptation, and it does not succeed at all. The Fatal Five is 90% normal animated superhero antics and then someone will randomly drop a swear or get stabbed through the chest. What makes the movie’s flirtations with a PG-13 rating so jarring is how unmotivated they are. I can understand a…

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  • The Cobbler

    The Cobbler

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I watched this movie solely (no pun intended) to find out what the ridiculous plot twist at the end was. I'm posting it here for posterity.

    I've included some "important" plot details, because jumping straight to the twist would be incomprehensible.

    - In the early 1900s, a group of Yiddish shop-owners gather to discuss their plan to deal with a local businessman who is forcing them out. They give his shoes to the local cobbler, who re-soles them using a…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    You can tell the Citadel is a top-notch society because they have their priorities in order:

    1. Metal guitarist constantly shredding during battle
    2. Everything else