Sam

The kind of person who talks during movies, but was actually paying attention the whole time and will discuss it for 2 weeks after

Favorite films

  • Dirty Dancing
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Eighth Grade
  • Greener Grass

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  • M3GAN

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

  • Clue

    ★★★★★

  • Shooter

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  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted

    ★★★★

    Yeah the first one is brilliant or whatever but you know what it doesn’t have???

    -A zolly on Miss Piggy
    -Babies as jewel thieves
    -Literally Josh Groban

  • Halloweentown

    Halloweentown

    I was born one month early on October 13, 1998, just in time to appreciate this masterpiece

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  • Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart

    Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart

    ★★★★★

    Moral of the story: love will destroy you, and it’s still worth it. 

    I CRY EVERY TIME

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★½

    I swear to god my new favourite word is “cuntstruck”