Favorite films

  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • Ghost World
  • Y Tu Mamá También

Recent activity

  • Mr. Deeds

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

  • American Graffiti

Pinned reviews

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    someone who is a better writer than me will go into depth about how dense the subtext of this film is and properly discuss how brilliant this is in the overall matrix canon. but on first watch, what i got out of it (at least i think i’m reading the film accurately?) is that the analyst is a metaphor for literal transphobia that wants to fuck with neo and trinity just for trying to exist peacefully in their own worlds.…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    daniel craig’s tenure as bond is something i’ve known my entire life. i’ve grown up obsessing over the first three films, seeing him (and my perspective on the series) evolve with spectre, and now i have to come to terms with the idea that it all ends here. it’s almost surreal for me, having to let go. with that all said, i sincerely couldn’t be any happier with how it concludes. sure, there’s an argument to be made that the…

Recent reviews

  • Mr. Deeds

    Mr. Deeds

    gonna write one hell of a stand-up bit about my experience watching this movie some day

  • Scream


    i was having a splendid night until i walked through the front doors of the amc river east. convinced that place is the root of all misery

    this is pretty much everything i feared it would be; the franchise should have stopped at scream 2. i’m not sure what’s so exciting about watching something derivative and boring repeatedly call itself derivative and boring; i’d get the same amount of depth listening to a hobo johnson album. this isn’t a total…

Popular reviews

  • Notes from Melanie

    Notes from Melanie

    At the end of 2014, I watched Chris Stuckmann’s video of the best films of the year. I forget how I came across the video or why I even watched it, because I really didn’t care about movies at all then. But I did take a few recommendations from that video that looked interesting to me like Whiplash, and I ended up loving them. I began to watch his content regularly, and through seeking out more of the films he…

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    cw // sexual abuse

    My jaw dropped in disbelief when I opened Twitter yesterday only to see that Megan Is Missing was trending. 

    A couple years ago when I was watching some of the “most disturbing movies ever made,” I avoided this one because pretty much everyone who had seen the film has regarded it has one of the worst movies ever made. Hearing that the film had recently gone viral on TikTok of all things is still baffling to…