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  • RoboCop
  • A Serious Man
  • Predator
  • The Mask of Zorro

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  • Moonfall

  • House of Gucci

    ★★★

  • Candyman

    ★★★★

  • BLACKPINK: Light Up the Sky

    ★★½

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  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    I normally wouldn't complain about how ugly a movie looks, since I'm frankly here for vibes. You give me an interesting story or characters, some wit in your screenplay and maybe some cool hand-to-hand fights if we're feeling funky, I'll generally be on your side.

    Considering I spent most of Moonfall thinking of how ugly its CGI vistas and destruction set pieces were, I'll leave it up to you to deduct how good our boy Roly Emmerich was at delivering…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★★

    my brain just shutting down unwilling to comprehend how hot Lady Gaga is in this

    Had a fun enough time, but it did drag a bit at three hours. Gaga legitimately sounds like an Italian lady who they forced to speak English, whereas all the others sound like anglos doing Italian accents. Leto made me laugh in almost every scene which I am not happy to admit.

    Gaga: stellar, nobody touches her
    Driver: normal good acting with a silly accent…

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    My favorite version of Dune so far? Yes, this includes the novel.

    Any adaptation of Herbert's text would necessarily add some humanity to the humans, and while I would have gone even further, I understand Villeneuve and Co wanted to keep a layer of alienness.

    The Harkonnen sure ain't funny in this version! There's some body horror stuff with them and the Sardaukar which really stretches the PG13.

    The expansion of two characters' roles make the tragic turn in the…

  • Brother Bear 2

    Brother Bear 2

    I was kinda worried at the end of the first one whether or not Kenai would get laid as a bear but luckily Disney had my back on this.