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  A Serious Man 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2018

  My initial review was just gonna be "tag yourself I'm Danny getting high as fuck before his bar mitzvah" but the ending shook me so much that I am in too much of a state of fucking wow that I can't even write a review at all goodbye

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  Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 2017

  ★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2018 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The thing with a film like this is that it attempts to tackle the premise of a Coen brothers atmosphere but all it achieves is mundanity which consumes the film in its entirety. The dialogue used in the film is ambitious and looks great when on paper, but when presented - in a comedic manner as it is written - it comes off as pretentious, at least in my eyes.

  And another thing, there is a huge leap in the…

Popular reviews

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  Crash 2004

  ½ Added 6

  It sucks that they adapted my school essay I wrote when I was nine about race in America into this peice of pretentious shit.

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  The Revenant 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2016 4

  Imagine we're waiting for Leo to win that Oscar and then all of a sudden that bear wins it

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