Not really worthy it, just skip to the "CINDY! THIS IS A SKELETON! THIS IS BONES!" scene.
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The Lovely Bones 2009
God, this movie does not earn half of its runtime. "Directed by Peter Jackson" ... Yeah, we can tell. 14-year-old Saoirse Ronan was already a star in the making, despite the subpar writing, and the casting of Stanley Tucci as a moustache creep is disturbingly brilliant. Whoever made the choice to cast Wahlberg should be haunted in their sleep, though.
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Triangle of Sadness 2022
satisfies all of my necessities: pretty boys suffering and rich people suffering
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Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical 2022
tonally inconsistent and thematically insane but musically amazing
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The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2007
it got better as it went on, letting go of the badly acted interviews and focusing on the killer's main victim, who is magnificently portrayed. the childlike characterization of the killer as some megamind super-villain seems written by a 12 year old teen boy who spends way too much time in reddit and could use some major rewriting. still, the post-credits scene alone managed to get me out of breath.
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