• Scary Movie 2

    Scary Movie 2

    Not really worthy it, just skip to the "CINDY! THIS IS A SKELETON! THIS IS BONES!" scene.

  • Ghosted



    Now, you tell me why this generic ass romantic action straight-to-streaming movie is 2 hours long. Who the hell made THAT decision?

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones


    God, this movie does not earn half of its runtime. "Directed by Peter Jackson" ... Yeah, we can tell. 14-year-old Saoirse Ronan was already a star in the making, despite the subpar writing, and the casting of Stanley Tucci as a moustache creep is disturbingly brilliant. Whoever made the choice to cast Wahlberg should be haunted in their sleep, though.

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    satisfies all of my necessities: pretty boys suffering and rich people suffering

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    ok ok i think now i get what makes people like this

  • Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical


    tonally inconsistent and thematically insane but musically amazing

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front


    damn, that bloke really looks like andrew garfield, huh?

  • Avatar



    its incredible how little plot this 3 hour movie manages to have

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below


    uhhhh guys i think this is a harry potter fanfic

  • Skinamarink



    great movie. couldnt get past the first hour

  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    The Poughkeepsie Tapes


    it got better as it went on, letting go of the badly acted interviews and focusing on the killer's main victim, who is magnificently portrayed. the childlike characterization of the killer as some megamind super-villain seems written by a 12 year old teen boy who spends way too much time in reddit and could use some major rewriting. still, the post-credits scene alone managed to get me out of breath.

  • Scream



    i can't thank enough however decided to put a beard on jack quaid