This was the cinematic equivalent of dry toast. Soulless and embarrassing.
so much of what this movie tries to pass off (in the first half) as Romance was downright uncomfortable for me to watch as a woman. it is more than evident that a bunch of men wrote this screenplay. greasy, red faced, gin dick bradley cooper croaking "can i touch your nose?" is an image i'm going to have to try very hard to shake. this also felt like a masturbatory, self indulgent, 2 hours+ "for your consideration" best actor…