Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Mar 2022 9

  If I were to name 3 movies that defined the 2010’s as a decade, one would be The Social Network, the next would be The Emoji Movie, and my last pick would be this beast of a picture - Parasite.

  There’s not many films that can achieve this level of nuance, this level of craftsmanship, this level of precision, whilst still being a highly entertaining ride anyone can enjoy. I remember seeing this for the first time back in 2019 and just thinking, as cheesy as it sounds: damn… film might just be the best thing ever.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr 2022 6

  The only thing I’ll be getting revenge on is Eggers for taking my breath away. This is the kind of film I needed right now. It’s bloody, it’s brutal, it’s controlled, it’s other-wordly, it’s epic, it’s incredible, it’s THE NORTHMAN.

Recent reviews

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  Pacific Rim 2013

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Dec 2023

  Peak human evolution (and testosterone levels) will be reached when the world gets a Godzilla, Transformers and Pacific Rim collab.

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Nov 2023

  Pom’s humongous, stupid grin while ramming that tank of a police vehicle through the streets of Rome is literally me the entire time watching this movie. My flaws still remain the same, but I somehow enjoyed it even more on rewatch. Visceral and hard-hitting action cinema. Manifesting that Part 2 will be bringing it all the way home!

Popular reviews

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2020 5

  Really Light Spoilers (No Context):

  My boy Leo really checked a man’s pulse to see if he was still alive after he fell 6 stories and his skull cracked open.

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 21 May 2021 22

  Apart from the ending, A Quiet Place Part II didn’t really disappoint. There’s a lot of amazing things in this film, but I just really wanted to highlight the performances for a sec. Everyone, and I mean everyone, brought their A-Game. No joke, even the frickin baby’s a better actor than I’ll ever be, lmfao.

  Bravo Jim... this might actually be better than the original!

  I know Chris Stuckmann mentioned this in his review, but I cannot wait to watch this and the first back-to-back, what a terrific double feature it will be! :D