Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Recent activity

  • F9


  • Bridget Jones's Diary


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves


Pinned reviews

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King



    I am no man!

    Middle-Earth is on the verge of being cast into a dark and perilous domain. The broken fellowship rally together and summon their allies to defend Gondor. Sauron puts-in-motion his advances and the fate of the third-age rests with Sam and Frodo's quest through Mordor - The Return of the King is the best film ever made.

    This was a flawless continuation from the heights of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers. The…

Recent reviews

  • F9




    Yoda is a puppet with someone’s hand up his ass.

    Justin Lin’s F9 may have been a box-office smash, but by God it resembled the wreckage of a cataclysmic supernova explosion. Understandably he was swimming against the tide with the complications of Covid and the dramatics backstage between the cast. However, both issues bled through onto the screen, there was an absence of chemistry and the performances were unanimously uneven. The only saving grace was Charlize Theron, but you…

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary



    It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

    Granny knickers, chain smoking and cheap wine, she needs no introduction. Bridget Jones’s Diary is a British comedy about a thirty-something woman living in London who writes about her career, self-image, vices, family, friends and romantic relationships. It’s a camp and fluffy flick that’ll satisfy your urge for pure girly entertainment.

    While a few elements of the film…

Popular reviews

  • Oblivion




    Fuck you Sally.

    In the year 2077, Jack Harper works as a drone repairman on an Earth left abandoned after a devastating war with extraterrestrials. A series of events forces him to question everthing he knows and puts the fate of humanity in his hands - Oblivion was armoured with grand visuals and innovative concepts, it's a modern classic.

    The cinematography realistically captured a post-apocalyptic future. There were some mesmerising shots that showcased the landscape and locations (they were…

  • Brave




    You never conjure where you carve.

    Unoriginal, forgettable and borderline boring. However, watching Merida split an arrow in half was somewhat satisfying.