Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS:
  Oh this is a compelling submission from Mia Goth. She’s been crushing it for a while. A comfortable front runner. Can we trust you to deliver the list of the five nominees for publication?  

  A WAYWARD GOOSE:
  ….yes.

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2023

  Charlie Kelly: We love you too, Maniac.

Popular reviews

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  Frankenstein Unbound 1990

  Watched 12 Feb 2021

  Most time travellers: I have to be careful so as to not create paradoxes that will affect the future. 

  John Hurt: imma take Mary Shelley for a joy ride in my space car so I can sleep with her.

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  The Madness of King George 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2021

  Contains the most refined poop jokes in cinematic history.