THE ACADEMY OF MOTION PICTURE ARTS:
Oh this is a compelling submission from Mia Goth. She’s been crushing it for a while. A comfortable front runner. Can we trust you to deliver the list of the five nominees for publication?
A WAYWARD GOOSE:
Most time travellers: I have to be careful so as to not create paradoxes that will affect the future.
John Hurt: imma take Mary Shelley for a joy ride in my space car so I can sleep with her.
Contains the most refined poop jokes in cinematic history.