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Recent reviews

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    this could send a member of the "sex scenes in movies are so unnecessary" community into anaphylactic shock

  • Plane



    january simply isn't complete without an insane gerard butler b-action movie. the audience cheered loudly when "PLANE" appeared in basic arial font on a black screen. the cast is made up of approximately 50% bald dudes. perfect movie, no notes.

Popular reviews

  • Isle of Dogs

    Isle of Dogs


    a dog: *sneezes*
    me literally every single time throughout this entire film: bless you

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy


    Steve Carell plucking some random girl off the street and pinning her as a meth addict just because she looked a little grungy was... a choice?? hope he doesn't catch me on one of my off days