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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2023

  this could send a member of the "sex scenes in movies are so unnecessary" community into anaphylactic shock

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  Plane 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2023

  january simply isn't complete without an insane gerard butler b-action movie. the audience cheered loudly when "PLANE" appeared in basic arial font on a black screen. the cast is made up of approximately 50% bald dudes. perfect movie, no notes.

Popular reviews

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  Isle of Dogs 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2018 1

  a dog: *sneezes*
  me literally every single time throughout this entire film: bless you

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  Beautiful Boy 2018

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2018 5

  Steve Carell plucking some random girl off the street and pinning her as a meth addict just because she looked a little grungy was... a choice?? hope he doesn't catch me on one of my off days