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The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship 1905
American studio head who has just acquired the international distribution rights to Georges Melies' new blockbuster Le Dirigeable Fantastique: "Listen, Georgie, the picture is great, but how will audiences know that this 3 minute short features their favorite character, Inventor Crazybrains??"
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
The fact that this legacy-detonating lunatic grab bag of stylish nonsense is the one people apparently like LESS than the soulless nostalgia-milking microwave rehash makes me feel like I'm insane. JURASSIC WORLD is the bad kind of stupid. This is is the GREAT kind of stupid. Literally everything about this is better than the last one. It tries something new! It blows up the status quo and makes sure ensuing movies try something new! It lets Chris Pratt be annoying!…
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The Valley of Gwangi 1969
Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs. Effects and animation by Ray Harryhausen. Obviously and inarguably the greatest film ever made.
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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! 2012
The only treason this isn't the best Aardman movie or the best Hugh Grant performance is because Chicken Run and Paddington 2 are perfect unimpeachable masterpieces, whereas this is only one of the greatest movies ever made.