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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • The Nice Guys

    ★★★★½

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★½

  • Vengeance

    ★★★★

  • The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★½

    I’ve recently faced chastisement for my placing of this within the parameters of the MCU, prompting me to fear, deep within, that this was an antiquated opinion harbored by a version of my film-loving self since passed.


    Nah. This is elite. I’ll stand on this soapbox and die on this hill.

  • Jaws 2

    Jaws 2

    ★★★

    Jaws 2? More like mid

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  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★

    “GRACE!”

    “Grace? Grace passed away thirty years ago.”

    “No, they want you to say grace!”

    *shakes head, evident confusion*

    “Like the blessing!”

    “Oh...”

    *nods head and gets in prayer formation, everyone follows suit, soon each person at the table has fingers intertwined, heads bowed, ready for the aforementioned grace*

    *a few seconds pass*

    “I pledge allegiance...to the flag...”

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★½

    93

    I...I can’t speak. My mouth has hit the floor. Forget extrapolating the emotional boundaries set or burst past in Kaufman and other atuer’s unique works (peep Nolan’s Tenet, the other mindfudge I’ve endured recently); I’m Thinking of Ending Things went, in ten minutes of exterior examination, from a Lighthouse-esque experience of puzzling grandeur to a story of depression and agonizing subtleties that has me in emotional shambles.

    It’s perilously difficult to elaborate more on this without going in-depth, but I’ll just say I’m awed. And if you’ve seen it, watch this video to further understand my shattered heart.