Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Recent activity

  • The Nice Guys


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


  • Vengeance


  • The Seventh Seal


Recent reviews

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    I’ve recently faced chastisement for my placing of this within the parameters of the MCU, prompting me to fear, deep within, that this was an antiquated opinion harbored by a version of my film-loving self since passed.

    Nah. This is elite. I’ll stand on this soapbox and die on this hill.

  • Jaws 2

    Jaws 2


    Jaws 2? More like mid

Popular reviews

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation



    “Grace? Grace passed away thirty years ago.”

    “No, they want you to say grace!”

    *shakes head, evident confusion*

    “Like the blessing!”


    *nods head and gets in prayer formation, everyone follows suit, soon each person at the table has fingers intertwined, heads bowed, ready for the aforementioned grace*

    *a few seconds pass*

    “I pledge allegiance...to the flag...”

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things



    I...I can’t speak. My mouth has hit the floor. Forget extrapolating the emotional boundaries set or burst past in Kaufman and other atuer’s unique works (peep Nolan’s Tenet, the other mindfudge I’ve endured recently); I’m Thinking of Ending Things went, in ten minutes of exterior examination, from a Lighthouse-esque experience of puzzling grandeur to a story of depression and agonizing subtleties that has me in emotional shambles.

    It’s perilously difficult to elaborate more on this without going in-depth, but I’ll just say I’m awed. And if you’ve seen it, watch this video to further understand my shattered heart.