Favorite films

  • Cars
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service
  • About Time
  • Dunkirk

Recent activity

  • Bohemian Rhapsody


  • Batman & Robin

  • Cinderella


  • La Haine


Recent reviews

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Pretty sure they gave Rami the Oscar for the Live Aid recreation alone. Which in fairness was bloody brilliant and probably the moment of the film and leaves a good taste in the mouth.

    Shame the rest of the film is pretty crap, the script especially. I know Dexter Fletcher finished it, but why on Earth would you get the most bland director of all time to direct this movie? Just lacks that Queen soul.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    This was rough. Seriously rough to get through, even going in with the expectation that it was going to be awful. Couldn't even enjoy it on that level. Glad I'm finally past this era of Batman.

Popular reviews

  • Dune



    Take the scale of Lord of the Rings, certain story beats of Game of Thrones and the setting of Star Wars with a Villenueve filter on top of all that and you have Dune (2021). Of course the true credit comes down to Frank Herbert (I’ll read the book before Part Two, don’t worry), but this is more about the film. Were you to search the definition of cinematic into Google, I would expect for this exact film to come…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    I was going to write this tomorrow, but I just couldn’t bare to wait any longer. It’s going to be tough to talk about without going into spoilers, so I’ll attempt to be as vague as possible. In short, they delivered. Wow did they deliver on everything that we could’ve imagined and how they pulled it all off I can’t tell you. I was worried it was going to be a bit of a mess, and admittedly, maybe some of…