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  • The Untouchables
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Interstellar
  • The Departed

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  • Babysitting

    ★★★½

  • The King's Man

    ★★★½

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    it felt like utter fanservice but honestly i'm here for it ✌️

  • F9

    F9

    ★★½

    not me watching this without having seen any of the first eight movies 💀

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  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

    ★★★★★

    if you heard me say "i love you bitch" everytime keanu was on screen, mind your business
    also benedick is the og himbo and that's on that

  • The Devil's Advocate

    The Devil's Advocate

    ★★★½

    legend has it that charlize theron and keanu reeves made a deal with the devil while filming this so that they'd never age