Favorite films

  • The Untouchables
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Interstellar
  • The Departed

Recent activity

  • Babysitting


  • The King's Man


  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    it felt like utter fanservice but honestly i'm here for it ✌️

  • F9



    not me watching this without having seen any of the first eight movies 💀

Popular reviews

  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing


    if you heard me say "i love you bitch" everytime keanu was on screen, mind your business
    also benedick is the og himbo and that's on that

  • The Devil's Advocate

    The Devil's Advocate


    legend has it that charlize theron and keanu reeves made a deal with the devil while filming this so that they'd never age