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My taste is all over the place. Please don’t be a jerky boy.
🚨Serial Re-watcher🚨

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  • Outside the Wire

    Outside the Wire

    ★½

    Someone needs to stop telling all of these men with “modern warfare” screenplays that their ideas are good.

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can

    ★★★★½

    Using this as an opportunity to remind everyone that Christopher Walken knows who killed Natalie Wood but refuses to “get between a man and his wife”.

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  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys

    ★★★

    Okay but I’ve waited my entire 25 years of life to watch this and NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT BRAD PITT JUMPS AROUND WITH HIS HAMS OUT.

  • Society

    Society

    ★★★½

    Boy, I sure do hate to love this movie!!!