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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

    come for the emancipation of harley quinn but stay for ewan mcgregor wearing the hell out of a velvet blue blazer

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    ‪the lighthouse has everything. two of the absolute best male performances of the year. every bodily fluid known to man. ferocious masturbating. homoerotic slow dancing. unsettling atmosphere. claustrophobic aspect ratio. inescapable sense of dread. sublime photography. demonic seagulls. dark humor. willem dafoe delivering a single-shot close-up three-minute monologue damning robert pattinson to triton because he insulted his cooking. robert pattinson’s desire to fuck a steak‬

  • The King

    The King

    ★★

    the dauphin:
    the mud: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★

    if i won prom queen i would simply dodge the bucket of pig’s blood. sorry to carrie but i’m different

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    we get it ari aster, you take acid

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★★★½

    a magnum opus for kids who grew up in texas with divorced parents aka me

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★½

    the only redeemable quality about american honey was sasha lane’s performance

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★

    i like to imagine in an alternate universe joaquin phoenix is smashing hollywood’s rapists and predators brains out with a hammer

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    with get out and now us, jordan peele is definitely making a name for himself as a filmmaker and it couldn’t be more deserved

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women

    ★★★★

    ‪jamie's curiosity on female sexuality and lack of direction in life really spoke to me. the menstruation dinner table scene is definitely a favorite‬. also why wasn't greta gerwig's character gay riddle me this

  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★

    ‪the moment when jin asks casey to describe why the architecture of a certain building moves her, but the film cuts to a shot just behind the glass inside the building so we only see her talking and we don't hear a word was my absolute favorite

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★